You can turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. Cameras and animals count!

TIL about skeuomorphisms

This is MADNESS

I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Horrid creatures.

auFgaben

Scheisse!

German is wild. Sometimes its like the spacebar was never invented and you get such beauties as Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaugabenübertragungsgesetz

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I still average about 10K steps per day, but if I take it easy and just sit around the house for a few days too long I instantly get punished with a gout attack. Apart from that 500% daily recommended dose of vitamin D seems to be enough to keep this decrepit old husk going

So not that much unlike alcohol then

What kind of deranged lunatic would skip a tuesday when monday still exists?

It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up

I for one welcome our Lord and saviour Jesus ChrAIst

Wernstrom!

Second

I didn’t know my GP was on Lemmy

Any day now Tesla is gonna be renamed Hyperion

Well, did he win?