I have no mouth yet I must KISS
I have no mouth yet I must KISS
We are in the 45th month of March 2020
I’m kinda going through that with house plants
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I heard some libs doing a sinophobia at all the DISGUSTING CHINESE CARP ruining the great lakes, as if Xi himself trained a flotilla of carp to destroy lake michigan
Bam Margera levels of pranking your parents
This is also how I am with customer rewards points.
“Hmm, I have enough to cover today’s slice of pizza, but if I save up, I’ll have enough for an entire pizza in five years”
But what about the shriveled flower of joy I get from shitting on their happiness
What the hell kinda exhaust pipe can be blocked with just a lil weenie?
Up at 4, napping by 10
I got a dollar that says this was originally made as a chud meme. Too many right-wing fear mongering conspiratorial bogeymen in one spot
Me except it’s “I DON’T WANNA WAIT… FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER” during any moment of silence
Used car prices have never been worse, so there’s at least one reason
Look at this amateur wasting keystrokes on dashes
Someone is having a sensible chuckle to themselves for sure
Oh good they found a new signifier for “Bernie Bros”