I’ll take “what sounds like a euphemism, but isn’t” for 10 points please Bob

Read more grimdark. The real world still seems shit, but you appreciate having all your teeth and a warm bed and not getting stabbed too much

I can’t speak to this research’s validity, but a fair few sweeteners absolutely ruin my digestive system, I’ve had to become pretty adept at spotting products with them in

Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you

How do you have so many guns, and yet no one is taking pot shots at these scumbags? Surely someone gutting the crown jewel of your nation should rile up the inevitable if small crossover in the Venn diagram of NASA-lovers, NRA members, and the clinically pissed-off

Fuck if you don’t need a way to distinguish between people who live in Victoria, and the Victorian era. I was scratching my head as to why there needs to be a distinct service to test pills from over a century ago, until I read the community name

I think if you use them pretty hard, Leatherman becomes more reasonable, as I’ve used their lifetime warranty twice in five years, and will probably have this thing for another decade or two. No other multitool I’ve owned has stood up to how I use them, so their price is really justified for a get-out-of-the-shit tool for my use case. That said, I bought an Amazon one with extremely similar functionality for my mate’s kid recently for about £20, and it’s really impressive. For most people I guess that would last long enough to make the warranty a non-issue, and it will definitely do 9/10ths of what a Leatherman will

Hah, yep, that sailed straight over my head! That’s a dense boost…

Yeah, I got one of these for my camera gear, but have found hundreds of other uses for it

Nah not really, but it comes with a belt pouch though. It’s a little bit bigger than say a boost or a double decker or whatever, and it’s definitely heavy, but not spiky or awkward to keep in a pocket

My leatherman was a little over a ton, and is probably my most used tool. It’s my first line of problem solving in almost all situations

Still a tune though. Return of the Swollen Goat was loud enough to raise eyebrows on this afternoon’s drive through town. I got myself pretty well this morning with Stitched Up by Barbarian Hermit. I’ve had the whole album on repeat for the last few weeks though, so that’s not too surprising

Banger, tbf

One of my mates got his plums snipped in his 20s, still doesn’t regret it. Another of my mates spent his whole life saying he wasn’t going to have kids, and seriously considered the snip, but was grateful he didn’t when he met the now mother of his kids in his mid 40s. Life’s weird, and only (and sometimes not even) you can really know your own mind

Mlem on my phone, I get on pretty well with it

This is the correct answer

It’s just one of these cheapo ones Nothing fancy, but I can keep the keyboard, a small mouse, and some other bits all in one

I can thoroughly second this recommendation. I have a K4 for my main computer keyboard, and a K7 low profile for my deck (as it fits into the steam deck case I have), and they’re both fantastic and completely without hassle

It would be more useful to correlate this with other common risks, like PFAS exposure, genetic factors, etc

Now that’s some nonsense, my mate’s kid still uses his, and he’s like 10