It may work for you now, but what if you need a bottleopener? All’s I’m saying is that we have the technology.

Aren’t those called indie establishments?

Huh. Never considered a cabbage-wich before. Gonna have me a fun weekend now!

Kids are all jacked- very few can throw plates of any consequence that high in the air.

As an individual who walks to most of my destinations, I am a shutin, and by these metrics, a literal monster.

You’re saying I’m an employee? That I should make money for you? That I should take direction from you? That you’re the boss of me?

There’s the rub, isn’t it? Fascists are the ones most actively seeking new platforms to move to after their removal from any other, meaning a lot of the start-up content has to be thoroughly filtered, which takes a lot of effor and resources away from growth.

One of the reasons I am partial to Harvest Festivals: all of the feasting with a better grab bag of associated hangups.

You got a line on that singalong?

Oxygen. That shit causes too much rust. And spoils my chips.

Did they? I was under the impression they came in, did a conquer, and basically left with the conquered understanding that the horde’d be back for their tribute.

I very much support people dying. Imagine our resource crunch if they didn’t!

Instead, text the boss: this is gonna be a looong shit.

I guess it depends on how far gone the whale is. If you are only strapping the tail, it may slough off and leave the bulk of the whale behind.

Can’t forget the instability in the Balkans.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/29/us/politics/white-house-serbia-kosovo.html

Where do I sign up for my Atheist card?

Also keep in mind people drank like fish until fairly recently, so…

Lunch/luxury/whatever. It’s in the same rhetorical vein oh haves vs have nots.

We 90’s kids are also paying the price for the 90’s.

TIL that UXO is not damgerous in America!