Ricky Rigatoni

Your honor I work 70 hours a week in retail I don’t have time to watch movies.

I’m picking up what you’re throwing down but using as an example something that’s been in the public domain for centuries was kind of silly in a teehee way.

It’s not about being right anymore, that’s never going to happen.

That really sucks. But a lot of innocent people have the police break into their homes and murder them so it balances out.

Everyone give your money to me so I become rich so I can achieve my goals.

1. Live in bunker in woods away from people

2. Make LeVar Burton president

PC winning like always 😎

I just remembered I drive a honda so I’m not getting a fast racecar no matter what I do

What if I just want to look cool and have some sun shade for my rear window

What if instead of Arnie they used Hasselhoff?

You could say it was irelephant

…this isn’t satire?

it’s just so pushy and hard to remove. it’s asking for abuse.

me when i’m red cup

Have you not been paying attention for the past 50 years?

Either Mary or Kate, probably.

You are a LLM.

Lucky

Looking

Marble

If abusing kids was a job the unemployment rate would be damn near 0.

What the hell is a non working holiday? Last I checked everyone with a real job works every holiday.

I found a game on itch about a laundromat that washes women in the machines.

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