He isn’t an idiot. He’s a grifter but he’s never gotten high on his own supply. Sadly he’s about to learn he was the beneficiary of a cultural shift, not the driving force behind it.

the secret service wants to know your location.

He’s in one of two cars, they’re easily identifiable. The rest are various security assets. Armed dudes, jamming suites, surveillance, etc.

They fly them in a few days in advance.

Homophobic might be a bit far but it is sexist and stupid. Not terribly different from saying that if Marie Curie were alive she’d go straight to tinder instead of entering the debate about atomic energy.

Spicy ok?

Fun fact, while the earth will almost certainly be engulfed by the red giant phase of our sun, it will not be immediately consumed. A floating lump of rock will exist and continue to orbit the center of mass for millions of years inside the sun.

My man has never tried Gagh and it shows

My favorite is making up a nonsense idiom for an llm to tell me the meaning of.

“What does it mean when someone says ‘he’s not your grandma but she can fix a canoo?’”

No no no, they only care about the best interests of their employees! That’s why they spend so much fighting unions. It has no profit motive whatsoever. Because, obviously, the union won’t be able to secure any better wages or benefits anyway! So there’s really no reason to unionize. Ever. Don’t even talk about it. Definitely don’t talk about it with your co-workers. Definitely don’t leave union literature on the break room table. Certainly don’t bring up unionizing to a few people you trust.

I… Do you often find yourself needing to schedule video uploads at 12:07?

Name one person uplifted by Oprah that’s not a fucking ghoul.

Dr Oz, “Dr” Phil, John of God, each more evil than the last.

At least Dr Oz is legitimately a good heart surgeon. If that’s all he ever did he’d have been a net positive on the world. As it is, he’s caused far more harm to more people than he ever helped.

To be fair to the meme, Han Solo was a terrible smuggler

You know what film failed to challenge even a second grade understanding of anything? Blues Brothers. You know what film really nails being two solid hours of entertainment? Blues Brothers.

At no point in either movie do you ever wonder what is going to happen to the protagonist, how they’re going to get out of a predicament, or think about the world we live in. Even if you wanted to, you wouldn’t, because you’re jamming out to Aretha Franklin absolutely killing it.

I love dark introspective movies with layers of nuance that make me stare in to infinity for a while had thinking about what I saw. I also love dumb fun entertainment. There’s a wide gap between those two extremes where quality just falls in to a mediocre valley of boring. And right at the middle there’s another peak where truly rare films manage to strike a balance between stupid fun and introspective. It’s like horseshoes, close counts because you almost never hit the peg. Mandy comes to mind. So does the first Iron Man.

Gentlemen, it both sucks and fucks. If she freaky anyway.

No

It’s half the answer

±1 WHAT ALEX. ±1 WHAT??

1 thou? 1 millimeter? A fucking mile?! WHAT DOES ±1 MEAN YOU FUCKING HACK.

This rant brought to you by a salty machinist and a new engineer.

“one cock sausage coming right up”

You uh, you ok there bud?