Speak for yourself

Oh, no, that’s the dirtiest place of all.

There are still some six sigma adherents in existence. We haven’t managed to kill them all off yet.

Blame Pepsi.

He stated that you have to present ID when you go the the grocery store and the gas station, not when you buy cigarettes or alcohol. His statements, at face value, are simply factually incorrect.

I like turtles

And the title should have been much shorter.

They came from toothpas?

I was surgically extracted

It is both

France France

1/1000 of a kilodog is just a dog bro

Dog is cost money?

Well, one out of three is … pretty unremarkable, actually

Ah, you must work on our firmware team

I am an Italian man who eats mushrooms and stomps turtles

Sounds justified to me.

I know exactly two, a CEO and CTO, who are actually level-headed and don’t talk down to others like garbage.

But who knows, that may change.

Hmmm

That does not explain what a “foo” is.