I’ve always wondered what the fuck that creature was, and now I’m terrified that these things actually exist. Thanks kind stranger :3
Sparky
Sorry for scaring developers
Norwegian proot with a taste for shitposting
Deeply sorry for my photoshop creations
Former account at Kbin
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Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Public Blue Screens Of Death@lemmy.ohaa.xyz•Public transport info screen buste[d]English5·16 days agoYou’re traveling to the land of dead SSDs
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Funny@sh.itjust.works•Americans will use anything other than the metric system20·19 days agoIt’s probably some stupid way of describing it’s inertia
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Software Gore@lemmy.world•Didn't know the route info screen is a web page1·26 days agoAlways has been
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I've written a keylogger. It now quacks5·1 month agoThat’s why you install it on someone else’s pc :)
I wouldn’t say my hostnames are very creative, but they all have some kind of backstory.
Main desktop: POwOful
It’s a pretty powerful desktop, so why not call it that :)Laptop: LenOwO
Can you guess the laptop brand?Server 1: Shitbox
It’s my first server box I ever built, so it’s underpowered and pretty shitty.Server 2: Stowage
My proper server with actual data parity, and it’s pretty powerfulServer 3: Jank
This one is another shitmix of hardware with random harddrives in raid 0. I am aware that they’ll die at some point, and all of that data stored on it will be lost, so i use it as temporary storage whenever I need to copy something from one machine to another.Robot vacuum: suckywucky
Yea…
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto memes@lemmy.world•Is it compression? What the hell is going on9·2 months agoI wonder if youtube buffers the ad in the background as you’re watching a video. That could explain why your actual video buffers but the ad plays just fine.
Oh no not the bed sheets
Please charge your phone
Wait you have traffic lights on your roundabouts?
That’s the only way we can rebel against Ai
Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I’m not joking)
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Technology@lemmy.world•Lenovo has removed its iconic TrackPoint nub from new ThinkPad laptops | PCWorldEnglish4·3 months agoThe new ones were garbage anyways. Mine is stuck at a polling rate of 10hz, and the acceleration is god awful
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft 365 sees 43% price hike thanks to Copilot — existing customers safe until renewalEnglish4·3 months agoOh onlyoffice works great! It’s spreadsheet function is far less buggy than excel and it’s smooth and snappy.
I remember my first job at McDonald’s, and this was literally their onboarding. Didn’t watch any videos or anything. They just asked:“you know how to make a burger right?” to someone who never eats at any fastfood place. That was a rough week
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