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Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?

I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.

When your living room is your bedroom and kitchen because you can only afford one room

I’m a little late here, but I have to wear active noise cancelling headphones to bed since my upstairs neighbor is a troglodyte. A firm pillow with a hole in the middle has saved me - along with plenty of disinfectant spray.

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Who’s ready for Dutch Oven vs Mixtape? 🔥

Some do, but many women do as well. Living alone can suck for both 👍

Nut Nightly November.

Me over here with no appendix and a poor diet like:

Jpeg should be pronounced gaypeg whenever someone else chooses to pronounce gif as jif. Change my mind.

“How can she slap?!”

Him brain not do so good.

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You know, after leaving the country: I really don’t mind losing connection with my racist family members joking about how “dropped nickels stay on the ground since picking them up is worthless.”

And I certainly don’t miss them and others bashing my gay friends for being different.

The open country has a lot of potential, but unfortunately a lot of people outside of the metropolitan are dumb and shit and stay prejudiced out of comfort and having no reason to learn.

You know what they say: you can’t un-fuck the Thanksgiving turkey.

Afaik, Unity just did a fucky wucky, and nobody can tell me otherwise.

Grandma.jar, because now she can be used in your next few cups of Java.

Used to be Grandma.iso before she got burnt.

Because Annie was the chosen one.

Part of me wonders if that’s an elaborate troll that everyone missed, and the downvotes are a sign of massive success instead of failure.

A puppy and kitty snuggled up together might be great - that’s a whole bundle of cuteness.