The person for whom the word prugly was created.

Technically made with high fructose corn syrup. I’ll allow it.

There’s a fuel distributor near me named “Just Oil (and more!)”

Seriously though. If they aren’t just selling the hotdogs, what ELSE are they doing with the hotdogs. Seems like it could be inappropriate.

Just a little bit maybe go fuck yourself :)

“It’s the equivalent of the congressional Medal of Honor, but civilian version. It’s actually much better because everyone (who) gets the congressional Medal of Honor, they’re soldiers. They’re either in very bad shape because they’ve been hit so many times by bullets, or they’re dead,” Trump concluded.

Who lives on a plane?

Yes. This is when you are really good at making your food last longer.

More than 20 minutes

Holding my breath from now on.

Looks like stone blocks but actually are giant chunks of cheese. Amazing!

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a64d2903-bdc6-4b86-bf12-bd89c09d06aa

You’re just making it worse.

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game!

Me now: See above.

Conair was always my favorite

Banner? Why? What’d she do?

It’s not unless. It’s until, which has more implications.

8,093,000,000

As with overturning Roe v. Wade, the legal foundation will be “our conservative cult says so”.

Just turning it on in the modern age leaves it more infected than the town friendly when the aircraft carrier leaves port.