Greedy fucks.

Here’s my take

I had to look it up.

It’s like an evaluation or restrospective analysis that you do after an IT incident has taken place, like all company servers being down for hours.

So I guess the joke here is that the guy has lost almost all his hair due to the stress of the incident.

No worries. No hopes saleman here.

Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic “instant permanent vanish” button.

At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I’m losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.

If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.

Horrible place and bad English.

I’m amazed when companies can’t simply afford 100% remote work. IT’S FREE!

Nah, but that tube is a little lowered, enough to make a difference.

They’ve spent it all on patriotism

Ah, I see you’re using FartGPT instead of ChatGPT

Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD

I will just leave these here:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dustman

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/duplicate-tabs-closer

The app will probably get false positives anyway.

Half a year ago someone posted this image on Lemmy. I jokingly commented “Let’s commit self-deletions” (verbatim)

Well, comment removed with the reason “Encouraging suicide”. Yeah, that’s how far up their asses some mods have a stick. And probably some shit-ass users who may have reported the comment.

And I can assure you I fist-hand relate to what I joked about.

The METALCHAD

I once converted the PDF menu to images and uploaded the images to Google Maps.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A dick being a dick

I’ve been to the UK and I found out this stereotype/meme is kinda true…

Some foods are a little bland.

So Windows 11 has a built-in keylogger!

There may be some exceptions, but not usually.