Recently, it seems like standing your ground equals shooting through your door because there’s a non-white on the other side.

I won’t agree with anything you’ve said without further research, but I always appreciate the proper use of profligate.

Ah! This is convenient! I can finally settle this blood feude my father bestowed upon me on his death bed!

I’ll just need your contact information and we can get this whole ugly ordeal out of the way.

I, too, fell asleep to a couple of Peloponnesian War documentaries…

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

To be fair, to a 15 year old 28 is old as hell.

We can add the new Nosferatu to the Christmas movie list. I saw it last night and >! There’s a Christmas tree in a couple shots!<

After the divorce, my dad got a top of the line desktop with the biggest crt monitor is ever seen at that point. It must have been 19-20". He didn’t know shit about computers, but he knew he wanted the biggest ones when he walked into best buy.

He never did a damn thing with that powerhouse but watch porn, a fact I unfortunately stumbled upon when clearing all the malware from shady Y2K era porn sites.

Folks, never Ever learn your folks sexual preferences.

Somehow, I grew up in the one neighborhood in the city that hasn’t had a spike in value in the last couple of decades. My mom refuses to move out to a retirement community (at this point she would need assisted living). She likes to talk about improving the property and what color she should paint the upstairs. Watches flipper shows all day.

I don’t have the heart to tell her that I have no interest in inheriting the property and that it will be a huge burden to liquidate all of the ‘antiques’ she has gathered over the last 80 years that now stink of cat piss and many colors of mold.

She’s always been there for me in my darkest hours, though, and so has that shit mid century ranch.

I’ll still let her win at Wheel of Fortune, as long as she can remember my name.

This actually happens. Had a relative that bought one of a row of townhouses being built back in the 60s. The company building the houses thought it would be a sweet incentive to include a piano with each one, so now everyones house in that row has a busted old stand up piano in the basement that’s impossible to remove without some sort of demolition.

For those that don’t know…

Whenever I see meter and liter spelled the English way I pronounce it Frenchly in my head with a gargled R.

Holy crap, that’s why craft beer tall cans are different from 16oz tall boys here in the states. I’d always wondered why the were 19.2.

It’s for a cop.

There’s also calibur for bullets, e.g. .357, .45, .22. , 30 aught 6.

How about addresses on mail going from most general to most specific?

United States Missouri, Kansas City 55555, N Lincoln Ave 1546, Apt 456 Joe Sturgeon

I was typing that as a joke because it is the opposite of the system in the US, but aren’t there places that follow this method?

I can’t think of any examples of the top of my head, but aren’t there some games that should have thrived but we’re heals back by launching as Epic exclusives?

Hey sailor… ;)

Game Production Manager: “Nobody is going home until we get this bug ironed out. You don’t have to come in this weekend if you don’t want, but we won’t renew your contract if you didn’t.”

The JavaScript boy became a sexy mysterious wizard.

Checks out.