Please kill it harder

• “Hey could I get you in my office for a sec”
• “Yeah what’s up?”
• “Yeah so listen you’re fired”
• “Oh hey, you are too!”

Sit on a hot desk outside his office and just let it rip with a chesty cough.

Who’s talking to the workers these days lol. I’m ordering ahead through the app to get the discounts on offer, stack Maccas points to redeem free food and to be in an out of the joint as quick as possible.

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The conspiracy theorists are going to run wild with this one.

Until the robots become sentient then fight back?

Wow, not much else to say other than that’s pretty awesome! I’m sure the advertisers on channel 7 are cheering too lol

Wtf no

Although they didn’t come up with the win it’s has been great following the Matildas during this run. Looking forward to them hopefully carrying on this momentum into future matches!

Jack Nicholson furiously smiling and nodding GIF

“Alright mister, you misbehave 7 more times and you’re done for… for a year… on that account that you’re using”

I’ve never been an active Twitter user but it surprises me how much they do seem to be getting away with. Does it really not bother most people? Last time I logged in (before deactivating my account like a month ago) it seems like people I followed were still going about using it as usual. I suppose similarly I’m saying that here on Lemmy having migrated from Reddit - and Reddit is very much active after its own drama too, I guess.

I was pleasantly surprised when I reloaded Alexandrite and it was now lighter! Great work, looking good :D

I really like the design of this app and love the grouping of communities feature; I’m looking forward to see how this app develops over time!

Oh yeah yeah jetpacks no worries totally normal

I have an alt on https://sh.itjust.works/ because I like that it’s powered by 99% renewable energy. I did attempt to sign up for Aussie.zone too but I think that’s still awaiting approval.

EDIT: Oh yeah and I do have an account on kbin.social as well

It has been scientifically proven chocolate is the better flavour. My source? Don’t worry about it.

This is the only reason why I keep using Safari on iOS. If Firefox can get extensions working for iOS I’ll switch over the day it’s available.

Don’t know if they would ever see this but if the developer for the Calipso app for Squabblr wanted to port or build an app for Lemmy I would be in full support! The app was what made Squabblr worth interacting with for me. Once I saw he deleted his account and removed the app from the App Store I deleted my Squabblr account too.