How does this guy fold a blanket?

You’ve got to be a real lazy piece of shit to not do the dishes before you leave for a vacation.

It is a Leica.

Switch? I never left!

So, how is this one?

I haven’t played an AC game since Origins, although I really liked the series back in the day.

I hear this new one is more like the older games and that it plays somewhat similar to the new Hitman games? Is it worth checking out? I’m sure it’ll be on sale soon for Black Friday.

I thought this was extra rich coming from the woman who won’t even use her real first name (Nimarata) because she fears backlash among her racist, shitbag supporters.

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.

I even saw them in concert together once.

Shame.

Bro you know: nod the head up like “what up bro”

Bro you don’t know: nod the head down to show respect.

Supposedly, these types of greetings are ingrained from centuries ago in the sword and shield days, where if you didn’t know someone, you would give a downward head nod to not expose your neck (to get sliced).

Whereas if you knew the person you were greeting, you could give the upward nod and not worry about exposing your neck.

Formula One hasn’t used leaded gasoline since the 90’s.

The fuel they use is actually very similar to the gas that anyone can buy at the pump.

https://flowracers.com/blog/what-fuel-do-f1-cars-use/

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.

Because old habits die hard.