It’s like you’re looking right at me with these things, damn!

Same but I don’t use a knife, you can just snap bananas in half with your bare hands!

Background-sleep-noise people unite! I have a sound app that has tons of options, like boiling mud is a choice, but no star trek warp core! What a missed opportunity, I wonder if I would prefer it to the"red noise" option I use 🤔

I know, me too!

I have standards! (Also limited font choices).

Thank you, that’s high praise!

Just trying to blend in with you internet youths! Is it working?

I tried my hand on one of those AI image makers… Almost got kicked off twice because apparently “like-a-virgin-era Madonna but a sturgeon” is considered inappropriate somehow.

I too join in the under-the-bed club. So hard to clean, why not any of the many hard floors?!

Treat yo’self!

I currently am using memmy. Had a couple times I had to delete and reinstall to fix some bugs but overall a great app for me so far. I’m on iphone.

The answer is Dr. Bronners, and always towards the heart!

That’s just like, your opinion man.

First, last and only thing you’ll ever do Edge!

Maybe frying-pan chicken-scoop can be Lemmy’s poop knife!

It’s a miracle I’m even here on Lemmy when it’s this new honestly, I’m easily a decade behind the times!

Anyone rocking sandy-sounding knees when going up stairs or just me?! 😩