You don’t even know the half of it.

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

Huh, socialism really is gay…

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Huh thought he only did rock

I stopped buying consoles after they wanted to charge me to use the internet. That’s not how this works.

Huh, never understood it till now. 100% how my inner monolog read the title.

Do add to your point making all those movements while talking make you seem crazy.

Vote trump good, no vote loberal, bad. Give money trump. Bestest choice.

I was wondering how Cuba and China made it so high. I know the Chinese lie about everything.

Woah champ, no reason to keep drilling. You’ve already struck gold.

PS why are they so hot? 🥵

This actually got a good chuckle out of me, thx.

They don’t know we’re in the 4th iteration of English.

I always imagined her as a mechanic

No but it does mutate at a lighting rate. That’s why we can cure it. Something about protein strands constantly evolving.

AIDS didn’t get the memo, try emailing them.

Conservatives think public sexuality is gross. But behind closed door they’re fuck degens.

That’s a new one.

Huh I never thought about it like that.

He’ll save every one of us

“Cause I’m having a good time, I’m having a ball”