Second sign: You pay all your bills on time

I like to waste as much time as possible with them because I have no life

Is he in prison

Can’t you pay a $3.99 one time fee to remove the ads??

Did you hawk tua on that thang?

Can I borrow a dollar

If you don’t call my mother back, we are going to have a problem buddy

Nice try feds

SHES GOT A CONDITION OK?!

It’s yo upper lip

I like them, it’s a nice mini puzzle break built into my daily grind

It’s your mom’s default search engine so I use it from time to time

MAKE PENIS AND VAGINA ILLEGAL!!!

Mistuh beeast is liteweally my faworite person in the whol whorld

I’ll tickle your pickle if you vote for me

Nobody wearing those granny panties is talking about sex

Bad dragon, my tiny rose petal still gets sore on rainy days

Sparky can get it

Yo tambien

I think things would be a lot better if it was still that way