Oh no, no no no NOT AGAIN

Boooooo they are FAR cooler and majestic than rodents

Oh no! I think I left the oven on

Aww hav all the treats: 🥩🥩🥩🥩 (Y is there no dog biscuit emoji???!!!)

Corpos: “Sry we ran the numbers and “cooler” does NOT make imaginary line go up so no.”

😍😍😍

“Don’t Be Evil”

Report Reason: I’m in this pic and I dont lik it 😤

Thats Megamind!

This is an ancient meme from the time of the internet elders 😆 I’m sure that kid is lik in their 20’s now

Accordin to who? Western propaganda? 🤣

Me - Buys one hairdryer

ADs for the next 3 weeks - HEY DO YOU WANT A HAIRDRYER!

How many hairdryers do they think a gal buys??!!

Yeahhhh. imma need a source on that. And abso not because I want to buy it, but so I can avoid it!

Aww such a cute couple 🥰💖

And jus lik that we come full circle 😂

“Per my last email”

So much for sleepin tonight

10 is jus wen the morphing finishes, it rly starts around the 4 min mark

it me, im her, but in my defense its a conspiracy by my phone i swear!

dammm that cake! 🤤