Similar to movie theater seats. No one else in the theater, the next person walks in and sits right behind me except no GPS.

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Just wait till your flashlight needs to connect to wifi via an app that you download and log in via Facebook or Google and only works if gps is enabled and it also has to have access to your contacts and it gets your first born child.

I had a microwave that moved the plate side to side which worked really well for heating anything solid, but heating liquids usually resulted in a mess.

It’s easier to imagine the end of the world than to imagine the end of capitalism.

Don’t forget Brawndo, it’s what computers crave.

Is this back when America was great?

The supreme cunts can just change their ruling whenever they feel like it, so as long as it’s their boss tRump it’s fine but anyone they tRump doesn’t like they’ll just make another decision saying you can’t do that anymore.

Fun fact 90% of all Harley’s are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.

Well if you or someone you don’t like was injured give us a call.

If you’ve been injured by a self driving truck call our office right away as you may be entitled to compensation.

Jiggawatt

I’m sure they exist, My point was they aren’t the majority. I’ve met plenty of nice people and nice Christians, My experience with Christians as a majority is they aren’t open or accepting,

Strange we rarely hear from the vast majority or least the vast majority doesn’t speak out to condemn their hateful brothers and sister, in fact I’ve yet to meet one of these open and accepting Christians in my 44 years on this earth and I live in a heavily populated christian city.

Every accusation is a confession. Also it’s funny to think everyone is a latent homosexual all they need is to come in contact with another homosexual to activate their homosexuality.

Years ago a co-worker/friend thought it funny to make a thin metal outline of a gun and place this metal in a book of another co-worker headed to the airport, friends like this who needs enemies?

If anyone is interested, The Satanic Temple has a printable flyer that warns people about crisis pregnancy centers on their website. here is a direct link to the PDF file.

I was thinking of cancelling my Internet service, I only use the facebooks and sometimes emails I don’t use the Internet anymore.

-my mom.

Stupid sexy Flanders pigeons.

I wish men wearing speedos weren’t considered gay, I know how unpopular this idea is but try swimming in them just once and you’ll hate going back to those clumsy board shorts.