I suppose they meant that it slows down their internet, not the internet

Clueless MBA parasites ruining shit for everybody again?

Must be a day that ends in Y

Obligatory

The Usenet post I linked to claims it’s originally from the 1st quarter of 1990, but who knows if that’s accurate or not. I actually can’t find a good source for whether Stumpf is the original author or just the one who posted it to rec.humor.funny.reruns, but it’s usually attributed to him at any rate.

But yeah, fairly ancient by internet standards. I remember first running into it in the 90’s

Cavemen generally didn’t have alarm clocks

The Phase II clinical trial is evaluating the safety, tolerability, pharmacokinetics and efficacy of Incel administered intravenously

Mainlining incel, damn that doesn’t sound great at all

the only political group that supports Putin in Portugal are the communists.

I’m very much a leftist and this is just something I haven’t managed to wrap my mind around. How can anyone claim to be a leftist and support an extremist right wing dictator?

We’ve known about the dangers of overusing antibiotics for decades now, and it’s become obvious that this is yet another case where we won’t do near enough to combat a problem until it’s already much too late and practically disastrous

Surprising that Euronews is still running pro-Ukraine news considering it’s now owned by Orbánists

Gamers aren’t persecuted anywhere near enough

http://web.archive.org/web/20240616025324/https://www.rodofironministries.org/

The “Training” page had this:

Some past courses include Rod of Iron Patriot classes, marksmanship classes, self defense classes, and home defense classes, among others. The purpose of the Rod of Iron Patriot classes are to equip 2nd Amendment Christians with the tools and training that enable Patriots to grow closer to God while defending America’s founding principles.

Sanest conservatives

Some plans less so than others.

Also, I like this framing of users as the enemy. Matches my experience, really.

Wasn’t expecting a fucking rainforest

Like another commenter, I think there’s good weird and bad weird, and calling conservatives weird is effective because they’re so insistent they’re the normal ones

I’ll happily keep referring to myself as a weirdo, because I am weird. I just don’t have any illusions to the contrary

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… that’s exactly what you would say if you were running a secret cabal dedicated to the death of all PoC

Meaning that he knows he’s sharing bullshit

It’s one long page that screams “untreated mental illness”, literally every claim on it is a lie, and it’s full of “Asa Blackman” gems like these:

TEXT TRUMP TO 88022 to DONATE TO TRUMP, BLACKS FOR TRUMP SAID DO THIS.