Well, that was pointless.

Go to church one time, fine. But take one dump … !

Like they aren’t dangerous enough.

And how does one collect wild chimp urine? “Here, Bobo! In the cup! In the cup, boy! No, not on your sister! In the cup!”

I’d sooner have someone piss in my ear than wear solid ones. They hurt and don’t stay in.

Marble Hornets.

Also, One Punch Man, because he hardly ever does anything!

“Dashrath Manjhi, also known as the Mountain Man, was an Indian labourer from Gehlaur village, near Gaya in the eastern state of Bihar. He is best known for carving a 110-metre-long (360 ft), 9.1-metre-wide (30 ft), and 7.7-metre-deep (25 ft) path through a ridge of hills using only a hammer and a chisel, from which his wife fell and died from injuries due to it blocking easy access to a nearby hospital on time. After 22 years of work, Dashrath shortened travel between the Atri and Wazirganj blocks of Gaya district from 55 km (34 mi) to 15 km (9.3 mi)”.

A little at a time, and you can even move mountains.

Looks like intentional sabotage.

The whole upper rung of Labor needs a cleanout, but particularly ‘Wishy-Washy’ Albanese and ‘Gravely Concerned’ Wong.

Yes, they want to avoid looking ‘unstable’ by having leadership challenges, but we’re at a stage where PHON is actually seeing a rise in popularity because of Labor’s enshittification (and because the LNP are shit, but that’s almost traditional)! Labor is actually at risk of losing the next federal election to the dregs of Morrison’s party, and/or the bigoted halfwit who’s accomplished nothing during all her time in politics but division!

Somebody please challenge Albanese for the leadership!

And while I’m having a rant, a conscience vote for Labor MPs would be nice, too!

I swore if this future came to pass, I’d gouge my eyes out with a spoon. Currently, I’m looking over at the kitchen drawer …

You can ask for four!

Depends how hungry you are.

I think there’s something in that for all of us.

Australian here: Red Rooster. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if they changed their oil every few decades, but the last (and final) time I ordered it, it was just bad.

Don’t knock it until you try it.

His characters have names? TIL.

Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel from the Watership Down film

Even /po/ - Papercraft & Origami?!

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/politics/queensland/crisafulli-insists-his-hate-speech-laws-will-stand-the-test-of-time-20260218-p5o3d2.html

Crisafulli in QLD wants up to 2 years in prison for anyone saying ‘from the river to the sea’ as well as ‘globalise the intifada’.

Also: “The ban will also apply to any phrases, spoken or written, decided by the attorney-general of the day”.

decided by the attorney-general of the day

EDIT: I hope everywhere he goes, someone plays ‘Two Strong Hearts’ by John Farnham.

Ideally, not without getting a smack in the teeth.

YouTube is like ICE. Gradually increasing abuses so people don’t revolt.

Poor thing is constantly stressed.

“I’m covered in balls and I can’t chase any of them!”