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I got sterilized because of anti abortion laws, am I now legally a man in Alabama?

I’ve been to several Christmas stores open only during the winter in Texas

Yeah I believe yokels will pop off at linemen on their property but who gives away free fentanyl?

My titties hurt when they bounce too much during hormone shifts. Plus the nipples are really irritating in A/C when they stiffen and feel wormy (dunno how to describe, like a small boner demanding attention) and I also accidentally scratch them without a bra to cover them. Was especially important to have some sort of coverage when I had piercings in them because I almost tore one out brushing my hair. Never healed right after that.

Copper chisel chips on old mining piles, copper replacement agates, lots of small copper specimens that are slowly filling my house. I gave up on the sweeping metal detectors once I got some nice handheld probes that you can shove deep into loose dirt and rocks while digging.

Aren’t you supposed to be modeling conversational conventions so they don’t annoy other people with incessant chatter? Some people never seem to be quiet ever and probably needed to learn to let other people be involved in their one-sided monologues.

He doesn’t talk back to her? That’s awkward. “Remember when dad would take me for ice cream and not say anything to me while he messes with the radio?”

Never ever date someone who’s not done getting their shit together. Like dating fellow addicts in rehab, it can only end badly. You want a partner, not a project. You wanna feel like you’re his mom and still have to fuck him? No.

Oh no…anyway

I have ruined many dinners by talking about digging organs out of dead animals and people, for science

I hope a side effect of the AI training on reddit comments is that text output is littered with Fuck Spez

This is clearly wrong, all field scientists are mad to begin with