the Bacon Centre of Excellence
Pro-tip: three or more cats are called a clowder. the more you know
Old phones stay hydrated.
Absolute shambles, yowch.
Where’s the beef?!
Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
macro imagine
what about micro pene?
Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.
That’s my regional variation.
Beat me to it.
I am in this meme and I don’t like it.
The real romance story is always in the comments.