Can you not rent fibre splicing kit where you are. That’s what I’ve done in the UK when I’ve needed fibre installed on my jobs.

I don’t do enough to justify buying all the kit, so this works out better for me.

Just remember to spit not swallow

It’s not me, it’s you

Spray that H2O all over my face

Bye fellatio

Literally not. Unless you think the UK doesn’t exist outside of London.

They were put there by a man