I remember your handle - IIRC you posted before about having Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Wanting people to be jealous of you seems apropos.

Starring Willem DaBow

Pourquoi?

No toes?

Yorkshire Gold, two sugars, splash of evaporated milk.

I am in the back of the station wagon, unfettered

Marsupilami!

Not significant but casual. E.g., when I’m headed to wawa and I ask my husband if he wants anything, he says “yeah, a blue gatorade”.

The Rezillos - Somebody’s Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight

No, of course it’s not healthy. I’m just saying it’s not violent.

Jem and the Holograms
Danger Mouse
The Smurfs
The Snorks
The Jetsons
David the Gnome
Marsupilami

In a marriage/committed partnership, I think most people would consider a fight to be an argument with raised voices and some ill feeling. I really don’t think most people consider shouting to be violent. Upsetting, maybe, but violent?

Please give him a smooch for me, looks so soft and cuddly!

Is he orange?

Snoot boops and butt scritches for my favorite internet longboye 🥰

Comparison is the thief of joy.

Yeah, aka we want to RIF but are too cheap to pay severance.

I still use minidiscs!

I have no clue what Geocities is

Pardon me while my bones crumble to dust

Among American users, this probably has a lot to do with the recent election.