Yeah this is pretty much my life and it’s awesome :)

Two claws, one arm

Is this a serious question?

Look if you don’t care about your health, you can crash diet, sure, but you’ll lose water weight first, and then will lose muscle alongside the fat, especially if you don’t exercise. You will also feel miserable and will make others feel miserable being around you. And you’ll most likely pack it back on when you quit the diet.

OP said no exercise.

A florgy

I don’t know what gandu means but I don’t want google to get all judgy, so anyone wanna fill me in?

Lola is doing her best fruit bat impression

How does it make the company 20% more money?

It trickln’t

I love you Gus gus gusterrrrr

I don’t generally drink soda but when i do, birch beer is my favorite; second favorites are Dr. Pepper, cream soda, and cranberry ginger ale.

Aw those eyes 🧡

Aww, give him a scritch for me 🤍

Ringtone? My dude, the only people I know who have their ringer volume on are all in their seventies.

The little baby turtles! 🥰

I hate it. I don’t personally want any eye contact, so I don’t know how much eye contact is the right amount, and I end up making brief eye contact because I know I should, then looking away because it’s uncomfortable and I don’t want it to be too much. And I lose my train of thought in the process. It’s so much easier to talk to people if I can look in their general direction but not in their eyes.

I swear this man is a gift from god herself

Beautiful pups!

Sugar has it all figured out!

Halo is precious! What a cool thing to do 🤍