I love this.

Now get out.

Where’s my representation for square cut pizza?!

Hello equally existential adult. I hope you have a good day today.

Still saving that one, though.

This is my new emoji rulebook and I’m going to explain to it to others exactly like this.

I was just doing client and host but I’m down for some kink in my computers.

Like a siren song, we all go back to the classics

Hey this comparison is unfair to crows, they’re way smarter and more empathetic than wealthy tech industry investors.

Surprisingly insightful for a meme post.

I can bearly stand these puns.

I can now hear this image of a juggalo flower

… I could have lived in blissful ignorance of that information

You have my attention, as someone who’s been considering switching my main to a Linux.

Based

A lot of performance issues I was having are fixed since the patch.

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store

I never see repurcussions for this in the US but maybe it’s just not reported as much

… I feel like you just perfectly eli5 nuclear fusion. I’m using this example next time it comes up.

… Did you check to see if the mannequin moved?

Autopsy reveals that they had great taste.