try {
    anal();
} catch() {
    std();
}

most of these shows are unwatchable, better left in the past

so it’s a greek guy who moved to oz in 1990, but didn’t understand the court order of 2020 because he didn’t speak english… how do you live 30 years these and don’t learn english?!

web view, the only good way to browse social media

it still shifts the power into the hands of the employer, like providing basic acceptable working conditions becomes a perk, when it’s just something that should be universal and normalized.

You could pay me and i still wouldn’t want to use any of this.

I can write my own texts, I can read long ones without having to get a summary. I can draw, I can take pictures, I can do online research. All by myself without a spicy autocomplete to prechew it for me.

You’re winning at life when you really stopped giving a fuck and just do whatever ^^

yeah that’s so weird that it never happens

im urbandictionarying stuff all the time, that’s how i know it means “group masturbation”

it’s called “my place” or “their place”, and we make coffee for a cent on the dollar

i’ll just wave/smile, and go one with my day, because i’ll have music playing in my headphones anyway 👌

Hello, my name is Marc S, i’m the head of the Macrodata Refining department.

i’d rather have it the other way around:

• duckduckgo.com: no ai
• ai.duckduckgo.com: with ai

Duck is amazing, either Chinese style (Peking Duck) or French style (Canard à l’orange)

very cool thank you! 😊

wow i miss this era so much, bring back the rotating and blinking gifs, marquees and quaint color palettes!

I feel more like the laundry chair rn

Dancer in the Dark

Fair, that’s a possibility too

Mitch doesn’t intend on becoming a Female Doctor and decided to mention it. No HRT for you Mitch!