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…what?..no, that’s blown HDPE: a translucent plastic bottle with syrup inside…

…astroturfing; good catch…

^{(i was trying to parse when bra-stigma had been a thing after the twentieth century)}

…grant imahara should’ve been cast as reed richards… =(

…oh, i think you misunderstand me: that’s not impaired driving, that’s skillful navigation through the normal flow of traffic in sàigòn…

…oh, that’s just the vietnam regional setting…

…i was thinking bathtub cheese but that’ll do…

…i’ve worked at a couple of places which offered a floating holiday in lieu of - i think it was thanksgiving friday?..i’ve also worked a few places which only do six: new year, memorial, independence, labor, thanksgiving day only, and christmas…

…most hourly places i’ve worked don’t do any paid holidays; if they’re closed you just don’t get paid…

…i’m down for cancelling f*cking christmas; federal holidays should be secular…

…give us the solstices, equinoxes, and earth day and i’m pretty good; throw in labor day and memorial day if you want to bump it up to the private-sector seven…

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f*ck morning people
f*ck morning, people
f*ck, morning people

…the last thing i want is to interact with another living soul before 11.30, preferably not before 13.30: i wish they were dead, or at least not a part of the world i live in…

…to quote my boss from my third professional job: “i may be a whore, but at least i’m not a slut: sluts don’t get paid”…

…i have not thought about wingman’s hangar for a long, long time…

…i though vibe code was strictly a pejorative term: are there people who use it non-ironically?..

…where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above-average…

…hot tub time machine; absurdly better film than its pitch had any right to be…

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…that is f*cking brilliant…

…i did not but i’d rather not traffic user-hostile sites, regardless…