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If Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 was so good, why didn’t it feature any Taylor Swift music?

(massive /j I like both)

Earth warms up from ice age. Big sloth too fuzzy. Loses fuzz and tries to climb tree. Big sloth too big. Small big sloth gets smaller, climbs tree.

Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question. And the answer is yes.

Where there’s a computer, there’s a way…

Hmm I wonder why a lot of us kill ourselves. Maybe everyone telling us we’re sinful freaks that ought to burn in hell or be locked in an insane asylum for the unnatural absurdity of wanting to look cute? Naw, couldn’t be that, tRaNS AgeNDa MAkEs PpL kIlL tHeMSeLveS uga buga…

I must politely request that you fuck off.

Edit: If this is satire please mark it as such, as many would post this unironically.

I introduce another option, as I’m much more detailed than even “1.” I can visualise entire scenes with the background and all, along with other sensory experiences such as touch, taste, and smell with complete realism. Very useful being in engineering. I do watch the referenced content, but it’s more to “enrich the dataset” so to speak, just for inspiration and to provide more details to imagine later. Sometimes I’ll just turn it off and go with the fantasy instead.

Idk about the mucous, but a fever is definitely an attempt at killing whatever foreign pathogen is there. Hopefully a pathologist or doctor can help us here.

Alternative ending:

shadowy creature picks up scyth off the blood-stained ground, enters carrying the severed skull of the Grim Reaper.

“I am become Death, reaper of souls. Your time has come…”

So many good names to reuse. I say we pull out some victorian names, we’ve gotten past the “that’s my grandma” part of the cycle so it’s about due pretty soon.

It’s so hot you’ve switched to the fireman’s technique. Heat jacket to keep radiating heat from the outside environment from getting in.

Yeah, I instinctively tried to open mine with vinyl gloves on once and immediately thought “I’m dumb, gotta take these gloves off first.” That was a good shock when it actually worked first try, much confusion…

But there shouldn’t be an apostrophe there… it’s = it is, its = posessive.

The belt in question:

Aaaaaaaaah! NEIN!

Spell activates accidentally, damns the caster never to rise again…