“The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plan”

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/

listen you don’t go in the velociraptor business if you can’t outrun a velociraptor

well i couldn’t do it with my samsung phone cos it won’t turn on or charge, so i tried it with an lg k8 (2017) and wouldn’t you know it lg only allows (allowed? is lg still around?) some for some of their phones to be unlocked. i hate device manufacturers

nvm it’s not even charging now :'3

i’ll try it thanks!

if you believe that sex and gender are synonymous and assigned at birth then someone who doesn’t like their gender becomes a walking contradiction.
any person with a healthy relationship to having their worldview challenged would see that and think “hey maybe i was taught wrong”

unfortunately for everyone on earth conservatives define themselves by thinking that what they were taught is the rightiest thing ever actually so that doesn’t happen

as for why pedophiles specifically, they’re a group of people who are so thoroughly hated any and all violence against them is ‘justified’

the day i don’t :3 is the day i’m dead

the methamphetamine epidemic has hit the squid population hard

i really doubt any major organizations are paying for bots, at least not on lemmy. we’re just not big enough methinks
if there are any it’s probably a smaller operation done by a few people max.

if you can find a turbo-enCOBOL sneeble implementation sure

smh real programmers use magnetized needles on tape

i really really do not trust any of those cunts with agi.

sounds like dracula flow

it looks like a bad photoshop job lmao

except nobody needs to be reminded to take their dicks out this time

♫ have a look around ♫

the internet ecosystem is powered by the mentally ill, furries, and/or queer people

“It ain’t carrots
It ain’t peas
It ain’t the kippers
In the salted grease”

ate his vegtables