N00b22@lemmy.ml to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前Velociraptor free workplacelemmy.mlimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1452arrow-down16
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minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前Pete was an asshole. Every day he’d walk up to the cage, shake his butt and tauntingly sing “you can’t have this, you can’t have this!” So one day we left the cage unlocked to teach him a lesson
minus-square(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前listen you don’t go in the velociraptor business if you can’t outrun a velociraptor
Noooooo pete
Pete was an asshole. Every day he’d walk up to the cage, shake his butt and tauntingly sing “you can’t have this, you can’t have this!”
So one day we left the cage unlocked to teach him a lesson
A Pete treat, as it were.
Neat
listen you don’t go in the velociraptor business if you can’t outrun a velociraptor
RIPped