orenj [he/they]

Oxygen light

sigh, okay foot fella, I guess I can buy in to your fucked up evocation of perfection, but only for all of the other parts of the image you’ve painted in my head.

You know techbros would try to integrate it into everyone’s terrestrial life and unprecedented nightmares would ensue, like light-speed schoolbusses torpedoing into hospitals wiping out all life in a 10-mile radius

i can’t stop listening to the mewgenics soundtrack but how do you even broach that topic with friends ‘yeah i’m gonna listen to some video game music. it’s also about cats. and eugenics.’ i usually just lie and say i’m listening to sewerslvt in my headphones instead

Zero Ranger and Void Stranger if you’re into shmups and sokoban puzzle games respectively, and both back to back if you like putting together a puzzle of how the fuck how the two games are related

Mewgenics and Binding of Isaac are both fun pick up and play a round kind of games. The first is a turn based tactics roguelite and the second is a more actiony roguelite

Hypnospace outlaw is fake digital archaeology where you play as a forum moderator in a bizarro 1999 internet where users surf da web during their sleep. It’s fun. I’m pretty upset the sequel got cancelled :(

Pizza Tower is some sick (and fast) platformer fun. Grimy aesthetic, stressed out paisano MC doing sick taunt parries. feels like both Wario and Sonic the Hedgehog. good time all around. Haste is another good run fast jump high game, kinda makes me wonder what a 3d sonic could’ve been if it was good. Only downside is that the levels themselves aren’t terribly inspired. Fun though.

Look Outside is the best RPG i’ve played since Baldurs Gate 3. Something fucked up is happening outside and you’re just some schlubby guy named sam who is bored to tears of sitting around inside. Go see what fucked up things your neighbors turned into after looking outside.

Cyberpunk Dreams is a fully text-based RPG where you get dropped into Cinncinati in the grimdark future of like, twenty years from now. You gotta learn to survive in a world that fucking SUCKS, but you get to make friends with weirdos like a homophobic prostitute who cares, get stupid rich selling some gasoline you found out in the desert (for a second until you piss away all of your cash on clothes and cars), and be a mutant vampire with a horse dick??? caveat: it has one of those facebook games energy systems. that sucks. I still put 100 hours into it tho.

Im fixing this guys printer or whatevrr on the far side of the workshop and notice that the only decoration he has at his desk is a pair of ‘8’ magnets pushed together on his filing cabinet. Thats the whole story because i fixed that printer and got out of there fast, lol

Isnt this the one that flips over if you look at it too fast? I also pick this one

oh that was me just yesterday.

No way lol. Play Omikron the Nomad Soul

Werewolf him

Wasnt this project cancelled?

Literally just throw it wherever. You know the milk you bought most recently, only open it after finishing the older one.

What do you mean you have 3 milks, wtf

Ah fuck, the last time we did this, we got english. Still… maybe its worth it

You’d probably also get downvoted IRL for saying this out loud south of the mason-dixon line, too

My ram refuses to be put in the closet like all my other peripherials and it makes me so miffed

Yeah

Mewgenics has a very unique form of multiclassing. Cats are largely willful creatures and you only have so much control over how they level up, drafting their abilities and passives. But if you breed your cats in purposefully decorated and populated environments, they can sometimes inherit off-class abilities and passives from their parents, and then you can slap on a class collar you think might mesh well with those abilities. Its always a gamble, but sometimes you can come out with Scott Steiner esque genetic freaks with 141% chance of winning.

I dont want to

Love u pmjv, glad to see sdf’s back

Unironically this is just me with arch linux

Btw