I’ll echo the “see a therapist if it’s feasible” recommendations. Here’s another possibility:

We all have a worldview, and that includes our own understanding of who we are. One of the possible reasons for self-sabotage is when we believe ourselves to be a certain way (or that we do/don’t deserve something), we tend to self correct for any anomalies, whether good or bad. That is, if I was treated poorly as a child, or otherwise lacked the love and support that children need, I might believe myself to be unlovable and “correct” anything that contradicts that understanding (such as someone showing interest in me).

It could be that, or any number of other things. I’ll echo another recommendation: take note of your emotions when you’re in those situations (you might even be able to feel them when you imagine a situation like you described). What do you feel?

All it takes is a little hypnosis and a bunch of LSD.

You’d think they might have figured that out with the whole Four Seasons thing…

Hydration levels vary wildly by the moment

DON’T NEED BRAKES IF YOU NEVER STOP CRANKIN

Dang, I was late by a minute

Stickerbush Symphony from Donkey Kong Country 2.

Bonus: a Charles Cornell breakdown of the song.

I usually move static assignments outside the DHCP range, but in general, most routers will avoid re-allocating it even if it’s within the DHCP range.

Yeah, does anyone else remember the menu bars that would show up and disappear depending on what you were doing? Those were awful–the ribbon method of context-specific tabs is better (IMO).

I imagine both groups expect to recruit from the other

HR does exist to protect the company, but sometimes that aligns with your needs. In this case, HR is likely more interested in avoiding a sexual harassment case (which would cost the company), so they’re probably going to hear you out.

I got a TecWare Phantom 104 for my first, it’s been good so far (about 3 years of use). The “shroud” cover piece helps with noise and light leakage. I have the brown keys, they’re pretty nice. I’ve had to replace a couple of the most used ones, but it came with some extras.

The keyboard comes with a key cap puller tool, but I recommend getting a key puller tool (to remove the keys themselves, not just the caps). They’re cheap and will make changing keys a much better experience.

Those are eyephones

Then it would logically follow that smart watches would be called…

microphones.

I already have to do this. My office wants everyone to use the MS authenticator app, won’t run on LineageOS. Even if it did, I wouldn’t install it, but still.

Ended up making them purchase a hardware security key for me instead.

HEAR THOSE HOGS CRANKIN, ALSO MY TINNITUS

too fantastical for adults

I have a number of GenX (and a few boomer) coworkers who would disagree, based on their truck wraps and window decals at least.

Nothing is quite like a lonely Midwestern dude with a negative emotional IQ.

THERE ARE SO MANY HOGS TO CHOOSE FROM. CRANK AWAY MF’ER!

SORRY BROTHA CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE HOGS

THEY FEAR THE HOGS, TOO MUCH JANKIN NOT ENOUGH CRANKIN