Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass

That bitch looks like Draco Malfoy and I want a horse to kick her like she snuck up behind it and screamed

Please fuck me

Just kick him in the balls before he climaxes

August of '69. The first Woodstock.

Every member of my lineage: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” before doing exactly that.

Me: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” fucking aced it

What’s a challenge you solved that you were really proud of?

my mate helped me masturbate yesterday does that make us gay

Second.

That blue screen of death post which recently said that Windows users live in fear of losing everything was a perfect example. As is this bullshit shower thought.

Blogger is no longer supported and is suffering greatly people are leaving it in droves. You might as well call it dead

I’d literally rather risk losing everything to a blue screen than use something arcane, deliberately difficult to use, unnecessarily complicated and bereft of any interesting or useful programs.

Linux is great for niche scenarios, like software development, but horrible for most daily use and any critic who pretends otherwise is ignorant or lying.

True but not the cause of this massive change in real estate values.

League of Legends captures and discards the ALT-F4 keystroke combination.

Microsoft trusts app developers to use Microsoft’s standards (such as terminating the process when a close message is received) and they shouldn’t. App developers like Riot have taken advantage of this trust and tuned their apps to act differently than expected, and include code which makes the app minimize to the system tray instead, or force the user to answer questions (“Are you SURE you want to close?”), or do nothing at all.

It should be punishable by death.

What is it?

It’s not too expensive.

The defense budget of the USA is 840 billion dollars. That’s not too expensive.

The reason it’s not being done is there’s no money to be made.

Profit first, survival of the species second.