If you just wait long enough those fish turn into mammals and go back in the water on their own.

I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

Not collecting stamps, I like that.

Atheism is a belief. Just sayin.

Yes, and horse racing is called “fast glue.” I’d post the old 4chan pic of them all but some are kinda offensive.

If you call them “idiot” you have a 50/50 chance of being right.

Does anyone remember a SNL parody of this commercial? I remember them using the same ELO song but can’t remember anything else about it.