Now that i think about my first job was fucking wild.

My buddy was in a forklift taking some stock down and i was spotting, basically just hanging out and making sure no one got in the way. A few minutes after the normal time it’d take he thinks something is wrong and calls me to take a look (from afar) to see how fucked we are; the answer was very, the pallet was barely holding together at all, but i couldn’t see a damn thing from my position. Before i could get back to spotting we heard a loud crack and the world went still, i imagine for much longer by him, and not a second later we had hundreds of pounds of foul smelling mulch everywhere.

I had a lot more there too; babysitting an old man that looked on the verge of death with no management anywhere to be found, moving hundreds of pounds at a time by hand, dealing with the best conspiracy theorist ever.

I’ve been bored everywhere else I’ve ever worked.

I feel like, if one contract falls through and your company is in shambles, it wasn’t a very good company.

The old Netflix tactic of throwing everything at the wall and removing what sticks so they can throw more.

That only works if they don’t have the Internet to fall back on. Once someone loses their support group they tend to glom on to whatever will have them, and if only bad people will have you you will become a worse person.

I chipped my back teeth on something, but it ain’t hurting so i am making an effort to not worry about it. Not like i even want to live to see my body breaking down in old age anyway.

That’s a good one, I’d love to be able to enjoy things in their native languages rather than butchered (at best) translations.

Thank your lucky stars, you barely escaped with your life

Ew Gross

Yes. Even idiot Republicans support it when you tell them about it without using words that trigger their only braincell.

Forcing a population off it’s land is legally genocide.

True!

Perfect, now they can store the gallons of mutagen they’ll need to become a cat girl

It’s like they got someone with actual talent then dropped them three decades later out of spite or something

Enough of your wild theories, we are trying to answer this question need in reality

Between this or running across an infinite lane stroad, I’d pick the stroad. Although I’d prefer to step away from cars as a common method of transportation altogether.

I’ve got a distinct memory of learning how to do an appendectomy on myself as a kid and it involves cocaine and the hardest liquor in the immediate area

There was this steak place in the town over i used to go to with my grandparents and I’d always forego the steak for their grilled chicken, i don’t know why it was so good but it fucking was

So, you a reddit atheist or an idiot?

I’m a big proponent of letting people suffer for their bullshit, but please let the rest of us out

Iirc the military (American, of course) is actually prepping for climate change. They might be evil but they do have to acknowledge the reality around them if they want to keep bombing innocent civilians or whatever it is they are up to these days.