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  • Sundray@lemmus.orgtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksSafety first
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    5 days ago

    Shop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.”

    Customer: “Ain’t loaded.”

    Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.”

    Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.”

    Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”