what’s a hava do?

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He was 3 days from retirement, and not a single damn thank you card

blondie: “your colleague ratted on you, said you were selling these for high margins.”

manager: “h-he said that?”

blondie: “he practically sang, and now he’s dead. We can put it all on him and call it a day, or I can tell the feds that you were the mastermind behind the whole show.”

manager: *sweats*

blue shirt: “w-we just… we just need a price. Please.”

One short story explains the other

I was gonna ask why the reporter is wearing sunglasses indoors, but then I noticed the teeth

Is it not the 5 course dinner kicking in?

Me: “I must go now, my planet needs me.”

Them: “Don’t you live on Earth?”

Me: (already outside)

Took me a while to realise the witch didn’t have a goatee

Yeah, run checkupdates in a timer, and then in your script invoke checkupdates -n

https://man.archlinux.org/man/checkupdates.8

-n, --nosync
Do not sync the temporary database, works   
best when the temporary database is   
updated regularly through some other   
means such as a cronjob or systemd timer.

good video