Oh, then i have no doubt it’s dark as shit. He’s a bad bear! A very bad bear! And he’s Professor Chaos. See how this game twisted his fragile little mind?

Wasn’t this the game Butters wanted to play instead of World of Warcraft?

I’m disappointed in all of you. The next line is:

“Excellent!”

Chevy Nova?

Bossa Nova!

You left out the part where they steal all that shit, which is why we kicked their asses.

Guess you’ve never seen Dom Dolla

Is that Dom Dolla??

Cry more, zionist trash. You commit genocide then cry when people want nothing to do with you. Eat shit.

My phone plays flac. What’s poor quality about that?

Sound great? Either you’ve never had a pair of cans on, or you might want to consider getting your hearing checked. The membranes in airpods are too small to recreate full frequency spectrum. Yeah, they’re more clear than the earbuds of yore, but they can’t hold a candle to my $30 Gemini DJ headphones. No, they don’t have any noise canceling, but I like to hear the car that’s about to run me over when I’m out and about, and if you turn em up a little you won’t hear anything else anyway. Never have to charge, and pure, clean sound including REAL bass and not some distorted “bass boost”.

And you have to download the games on to 5¼" floppy disks.

Thanks for the tip!

Thanks!

Well, yeah, but is there a city or province where it’s more “authentic”?

Nope. Besides, I want the “real thing”. I’ve eaten a cheesesteak in Philly, pizza in NY, key lime pie in Florida, sushi, ramen, and too many other things to list in Japan, kimchi in Korea, curry in India, vodka in Russia; I’m sure I’m forgetting some. I want poutine in Canada, dammit!

I just want to try poutine before I die, but I seriously don’t think I’ll get to.

Look at Mr. Fancy over here with a parlor!

The one “generational leap” I want, and have wanted for decades, is the ability to upgrade hardware, like modular laptops can. It’s great that they aren’t doing little incremental upgrades, but between generations, games come out that would work but need a little more RAM or something, and instead of having to wait another 2 years and spending $1000 on a new console when it comes out, you could just shove more RAM in it in the meantime.

I can’t wait. We also just got 2 more characters- Mona Lisa and Mondo Gecko -as DLC for Shredder’s Revenge. It’s a good time to be a gaming Turtle!