Not too much hot 'shine, or the asparagus will not be happy.
No auto-mods here. “This is a fertile land, we will thrive here and we will call it…this land”
Not too much hot 'shine, or the asparagus will not be happy.
No, no, let’s let this play out.
Stop it, you’re reviving my Murica patriotism and I don’t wanna.
Oh, that is rad. TIL
Gomez never went out in daylight. The jacket is meant for walking slowly through ancient graveyards.
Dang good wedding.
Don’t bother applying, I just got the offer letter for Paid Hermit.
Inspiring and bold. Don’t we all want to break free, as Putin and Kim Jong Un drop their new album, “99 Shit Balloons”?
Do yu haf da wing?
Happy cake day!
Demanding that the other one drop everything to scratch a shoulder blade in a very specific way. Mawaaige.
No Soup For You
Well played, Ryan
This. Sympathy pain, but this.
Desitin is a thick diaper cream, 40% zinc oxide, the rest is cod liver oil, lanolin, beeswax, glycerin, vitamin E. It smells awful, but it works. It’s quite safe for sensitive areas, seems to be pH neutral. If it is safe for rashy baby bum, it’s safe enough for anything. Source: Never leave home without it.
I saw a handmade sign in a floating workshop for ships, it stated “Please Resist Entropy”. That has inspired me ever since. It sounds like you are resisting entropy and good for you. Wish you better times and a better job. o7
I like Local Lore, the moonshiner lady was insane! She’s been living in my head since yesterday!
Dr. Jordan Peterson.