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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Many people have given great suggestions for the most destroying commands, but most result in an immediately borked system. While inconvenient, that doesn’t have a lasting impact on users who have backups.

    I propose writing a bash script set up to run daily in cron, which picks a random file in the user’s home directory tree and randomizes just a few bytes of data in the file. The script doesn’t immediately damage the basic OS functionality, and the data degradation is so slow that by the time the user realizes something fishy is going on a lot of their documents, media, and hopefully a few months worth of backups will have been corrupted.



  • Assuming this scenario also temporarily changes Bank of America’s fraud detection policies to allow for crazy spending, I would pay all my closest developer friends a ton of money to quickly code up some scripts designed to scrape the websites of Indiegogo, Kickstarter and Gofundme to fully fund (10x over) every wacky idea anyone has ever proposed.



  • WetFerret@lemmy.worldtoMemes@sopuli.xyzWhat do I look like, a sailor?
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    11 months ago

    My ongoing updates to my location description for UberEats delivery drivers.

    Me: “I live in the westmost apartment building.”

    Driver: ?

    Me: “I live in the apartment building farthest away from Portland”

    Driver: ?

    Me: “Head toward the sun until you get to the last building. That’s mine.”

    Driver on cloudy day: ?

    Me: “Imagine you get an amber alert that Mt. Hood has begun erupting. Which way do you run? Head that way. I will be waving my arms in the air outside my apartment.”

    Driver: “Cant find bldg”

    Me: sigh