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I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.
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I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.
And now you disabled voicemail and calls so they have to text you, right?
Man, did you pick the wrong road to chill on…
Company: “we made a new product that is better than our old product!”
Tech reviewers: collective gasp “unheard of! unprecedented! truly a first for the industry.”
there is just one
Well it’s cloudflare, not cloudsflare. Maybe overcasthosting, or sunblockservers…
-$4 and include an unopened, chilled 20oz cherry pepsi. You deliver. Take it or leave it.
Tbf I’ve read that they missed their third deadline for an early access release. I was interested in the game but if what you have after like 5 years still isn’t enough for even early gameplay scrutiny, maaaaybe some major mistakes were made. And then never addressed. For half a decade.
I’ll hate on big companies and executives alllllll day, but I’m an equal opportunity hater whenever it’s warranted.
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
A vocal bunch bitched about this, but I’ve had the 6+7+8 Pro pixels (with under-screen sensors) and I’ve never had an issue, all ordered during product announcement. Family (who I hand-down when I upgrade) have never complained either. I use my phone near constantly and unlock actually hundreds of times a day. 🤷♂️
As a disabled dude: lmfao this is great
I’ll get the camcorder
What if they want to be warm, though?
I used to dabble in programming as a hobby, but now I’m a disabled home-bound sysadmin and homelab enthusiast.
Oh, and a flaming gay fur.
cheapest is $670
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I have the same plan, but use it for places that insist on getting your phone number, that don’t need my phone number. So they get my second number that gets used a few times a year.
“my penis is microscopic, now get out of the way”