😏

It’s coarse, irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Except my anus!

Fun fact! Syphilis was known as the Great Pox, in contrast to Small Pox, which is why smallpox is called that!

Brah, does stranger danger apply to the metric system??

The best version

Dogs are friends, not food.

Erle to rise and Erle to bed
Makes a man healthy,
But socially dead

C’mon, at least get the quote right. You get an extra conjugation of “to be.”

I like the cut of your pubes

Bah gawd that man has a fambly!

Onions can be exchanged for bideo bames 👽

SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN, ELEVEN TWELVE

On the phone?

He is Risen. No yeast required.

You used poverty! It’s super effective!

Graditated*

That doesn’t really matter when you have depression and/or ADHD…

Good reaction gif, though

You’ve blinded me!