I didn’t pay attention to what mouthwash I was buying and accidentally bought the alcohol one. Bloody hell I have no doubts it’s killing all sorts of germs and bacteria in my mouth, because it feels like it’s almost going to kill me
I have never watched the movie Wall-E
You should. It’s pretty good
Appointment in the morning, no chance at all I’ll sleep so I’m just going to stay up. What’s the worst that could happen?
Possum rave on my roof
what’s with linkedin showing scam jobs and jobs past their application date
💸?
There’s this one about answering questions at home and pays $1.5k per week. Looks scammy.
okay, a big bag of clothes for the opshop, and two pairs of shoes that I just can’t wear when I have a bad back. Those boots are cute but just too high .
What’s with Ballarat and murders? Another one happened on Friday.
Don’t forget the shitstains that threw a chain at a girl in a wheelchair in november https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-13/family-traumatised-by-racist-assault-in-ballarat/103090590
its regional vic. Shepparton is the freaking ass end of society but everyone in melbourne thinks Frankston or Dandenong are bad.
Try Warrnambool. Shepparton is classy beside.
drugs are bad
Will these clash with my Aldi hoodie?
No.
“Throw groceries at me harder and faster, Daddy!”
Im thirsty for your flörb baby…👁️🫦👁️
Hm. The g string has a dog chain so you can keep your hands free. Interesting.
be sure to wear the g string on the outside of your yoga pants
My Facebook feed keeps on showing my AI generated images of kitchens and houses. I end up spending way too much time trying to spot the errors. My favourites so far are electric lights hanging directly from glass roof panels, three faucets with no tap, and cupboards with hinges on both sides of the doors and the handle in the middle.
Anyone know where I can get a chauffeurs hat on short notice? I’m picking up my mother in law at the airport on the weekend and I heard she was a bit jealous that when my FIL went overseas the extended family sent a driver for him, sign and all so i thought I’d put on a show for her. (watching her either piss herself laughing or die of embarrassment is just icing on the cake).
https://www.bigw.com.au/product/police-hat/p/16029
Rip the badge off?
Lombards? They have lots of costume hats.
Google corporate cars. You should be able to get a quote or they often have fixed price for airport pickups. Last time I did that it was actually cheaper than a taxi, but it’s been a while.
Edit: oh, re-read and realised you are just after a hat. 🤣 I can’t help there. Unless you want to set up an elaborate scheme luring out a car to a remote location to steal their hat, but that seems to be be going a bit too far.
If I’m awake I’ll do it. If not, I can’t help that. I answered in the wrong spot @Baku@aussie.zone.
Cool. I’ll be asleep tonight, so if you fall asleep, it’s anyone’s!
Alright, took a punt on a half decent lunch. my first full size meal in 2 days. lets see how we go.
Ooooohhh, that’s kinda sexy for a Tuesday …
Sometimes… just sometimes, I like to spoil myself a little
What am I looking at? Is this top shelf fishies? Gold standard?
You are looking at art, my lunch, top shelf little smoked fishes
On toast or potato? Raw doggin?
Straight from the tin with chopsticks, a splash of soy sauce and some hot sauce
Were they any good?
Very good! Wouldn’t purchase again because they were like $15 (also a large tin), but good to try!
When the clouds part the sun is warm, these are the days I’m not sure how to dress outside
ffs, it’s raining again
birds are chirping, looks like rain has passed
Hoist away lads!!
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