The pollen today is super fun. I think my face is actually exploding.

In my dream someone was making breakfast cocktails. Something with blitzed pears.

My cup of tea is fine, but I could totally go a fancy pear cocktail.

I mean they’re pretty tasty. I don’t buy them because I eat too many.

Also- remember to drink the tea.

Wer hat mein Haferbrei gegessen?

The fluffy boi has been having testing on his kidneys, and the vet’s incidentally found a serious heart condition. Poor little chicken. More expensive tests that I can’t really afford to follow.

I’ve lost my voice. And I’m running an event that requires me to basically talk all weekend. This’ll be interesting.

Oh that all sucks, I’m sorry. Can you at least take a day or two off work? It’d give you some space to process and minimise the idiots while your tolerance is low.

The Aldi Yogo is delicious. So much better than the original, which is already pretty good.

Cake

She just needs to make sure you’re doing it properly.

Tommy Cat is 10 today. He has had prawns for tea and is now basking in the sun, pretty well satisfied with life.

The new Preston Bunnings sucks. Such a pain to get in and out of. I guess at least it encourages me to go to other hardware stores.

Amazing, congrats!

Yep. I applied for a niche job that I’d be perfect for and it closed a week ago, whyyyy haven’t they called me? I’m getting a bit better at detaching, something will come up when it’s meant to.

If the rain and wind could hold off until say 9pm that’d be great. I’m meant to be doing outdoor cooking with kids this evening.

Happy Daylight Savings to all who celebrate 🍾

I have a contented cat curled up on my lap, purring. I am getting hungry and and would quite like some lunch. He says that’s not his problem. I guess I’m going hungry until His Fluffiness releases me.

It was pissing down hard in Heidelberg but only for 20 minutes or so. It looked like the Bellarine and Mornington got all the extreme stuff.

Hope you don’t have much damage.

Eggs on toast.