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downpunxx@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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downpunxx@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    “Problematic usage”. IT WAS USED FOR SNORTING COKE. DRUGS. DRUG USE. This isn’t Facebook, you don’t have to come up with cutesy euphamisms and self-censor yourself.

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      Leaving it ambiguous activated the reader’s imagination and elevated a TIL into a shitpost.

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      Oh that’s infinitely less disturbing than the images my mind conjured up

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        Whenever I go into a store and there’s nothing to buy, I feel bad walking out empty-handed. In those cases I tend to buy a wire coat hanger, to make sure the employees don’t think I’m up to something sketchy.

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          Yeah that’s the type of usage I was thinking of too.

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            “oh thank fuck I thought they were stickin it in their peeholes, it’s just coke tho”

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              …worse

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      Glad there was an answer. Because I was thinking like ‘did they break easy?’, ‘were people somehow fucking up stirring?’, ‘was the coffee so hot these melted?’… Drugs… Makes way more sense

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      I thought it was mcdildo. Well, i guess its just coca cola

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      Oh My! clutches pearls Fetch my fainting couch!

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      Drugs are bad, mkay?

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        Drugs are neat, and you can buy them relatively cheap. And when you do 'em people think that you’re cool.

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        Is this a reference to a certain cover of a song

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          It’s a reference to South Park.

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      Oh fucking shit, you are certainly not rated PEGI 6

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      snow

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      May i ask how exactly it aided in snorting coke?

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        Perfect for scooping a small amount out of a baggie, and the shape of the spoon made it easier to place it against a nostril and sniff.

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          Oh i see. I do wonder how actively involved the McCEOs were in the development 😄

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            A surprising number of corporate decisions of that era were made with the “Cocaine and Dartboards” decision making philosophy.

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              And somehow that method is preferable to the “how can we forcibly squeeze as much money out of the consumer as possible” method we have now.

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                Well yeah, at least it had the chance of being fun.

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        Maybe it’s hollow?

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