Beep Beep 🚚
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🌮🫔🫔🌯🌮
🌮🌮🌯🌯🫔🫔Thank you, I am now buried-to in deliciousness
Noodles please chef. Lots of noodles.
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Thankyou chef. Hit the spot perfectly 👌
All the fruit please and a blue heaven milkshake.
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I suddenly feel like some sausages.
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Hey
Yes?
Echo
echooo
echooooAnti - Gravity thread :
This is brilliant
Anti - Clarity thread:
Ah yes, that must be why.
Clarity thread
Muuum…can I have a sick note? I don’t wanna …
I’m working from home today and have very little to do for once. Nobody monitors my teams status. You bet I’m going to go on some walks
Here you go love
📝
💕 thanks mum
Best I can do is witness a stat dec for you…
Feel free to use my picture/jk
haha
ohh :(
Damn, I’m sorry!
Ah, bugger. Hope it’s an easy one.
Aw P. Sorry to see this :/
Are you feeling alright?
Thankyou and I feel disgustingly healthy lol no symptoms at all. I almost feel ripped off in a way.
Why?!?
- you have an excuse not to work
- you have enough energy to play some games (or read or do a puzzle or whatever your vibe is)
- it’s not too late to say you’re feeling too tired to do anything and just order Chinese takeout for dinner!
Good points. However, being the Mum and the least sick looking one means 👩🏼⚕️+🫧🧹🧽+👩🏼🍳+🦸🏼♀️+🧞♀️ and whatever else. I really don’t play this stuff very smart do I! 😆
You did all you could. I hope you have few symptoms and a speedy recovery <3
Oh noes 🙁. You tried…
I hope you get to rest and recover well!
Oh no!
Oh damn :(
Hope you aren’t feeling too bad from the symptoms and you get better soon.
Probably inevitable…
Doing my best to avoid it so far. Not much of a life but can’t risk it unfortunately. Hope you get better quickly op.
:(
The food cupboard was jam packed with bread this morning. I grabbed a loaf of bread, a couple of pizza bases (perfect timing, I just used the last one in the freezer) a few rolls which are great for toasties and a couple of fruit danishes. Thank you to Baker’s Delight and all the people that didn’t buy their stuff yesterday.
It’s hump day. The weekend seems so far away.
🕺
🐪
Nothing but keyboard clicks and a loudly ticking clock. This office is so depressing.
I’d like that compared to everyone wearing headphones and being in random teams meetings all day. Can’t concentrate. Have to wear headphones and play music louder than I’d like.
Each to their own I guess, I much prefer a quiet office.
We have a visitor here once every week or so who is one of those people that seems to think silence is a bad thing to be avoided, so it’s -endless- chatter, it’s a nightmare when I’m trying to concentrate.
The odd bit of conversation is fine, but he seems to be deeply offended by silence and it drives us nuts!
Too much babble is bloody annoying, but listening to the day bleed away is it’s own awful
better than that monster who was playing music off a Bluetooth speaker the other week. Hopefully it means HR have taken them up to the 25th floor and pulled a Russia on them.
Or the people in my office that don’t know the concept of an ‘indoor voice’
Maybe you need to adopt the role of angry office teacher
"UM, YEAR
944, MY GRADE 5’S ACT BETTER THAN YOU. NOW USE YOUR INDOOR VOICES OR YOU WILL ALL BE STAYING INSIDE AT LUNCH!Sidenotes:
- It’s always the bloody year 9s
- 44 wasn’t a random number, apparently 44 is the median age of an APS worker. They were the most office based field I could find stats on
I’m 45 and work in Victorian Public Service. I have never felt more average :)
Another day another data compromise. This time it’s the Shebah ride share. At this point any business using name address and dob to verify a person is not good enough security.
I use random passwords for everything so I’m not worried about the password getting out.
What’s a shebab
It’s what you get after a drunken night out for the trip home
😂😂
Taxi service catered for the female demographic.
Female drivers only and passengers I think.
clearly a male IT Security team though.
Why do you say that?
Oh
I had a dream last night that I got lost whilst driving, and didn’t brake hard enough at a red light. Went through the light and there was a beep that sounded like an e-tag.
Then I had a dream about being surrounded by grapefruits and not being able to get up. I think this is related to the pregnancy and fetal development subject I’m doing at uni.
Truly thank you, Belsomra I took a few days ago!
I had a dream about cars too
I dreamt about small planes and helicopters, that they were flying very close overhead, like 20 feet up.
Ready to start my day.
Frothy
Gratitude thread :)
Grateful the days are slowly getting longer.
Grateful for this lovely weather - drive to client’s was much more pleasant and took ten minutes less
Grateful for my family not being too sick, and for the sunshine so I can put out some washing while I’m at home 😀
Grateful my melatonin arrived safe and sound. I put off ordering more until I was almost out of the last one, and then when I did order them, I got a notification that “shipping will be delayed” because apparently they missed the plane or something. It only arrived the day after they estimated it would, so it wasn’t that bad
I’m grateful for the time I get to spend with my kids. I look them to the park on Monday and took turns taking them down the slide. They had such fun saying ‘Bye bye’ to each other before going down. It feels like I’m in the good old days right now and I’m lucky enough to know it
Mine are older now, and they love watching the cute videos of them doing stuff like this when they were little.
It’s funny though: They’re way too cool to make videos of their play, now. I try and tell them “think of how much fun it’ll be in a few years to look back on the today”, but nope.
That is incredibly sweet ❤️
Hooray survived the 8 day outta date cheese kransky from last night. Flying a bit close to the sun. It did burn the roof of my mouth though but it was delicious so only a small price to pay.
Lucky duck… I throw everything out once it goes past it’s use by (non refiregrated best befores usually stay until I realise it’s just been sitting there for ages and I’m not going to use it). I’m traumatised from all the food poisonings I seem to suffer a couple of times a year
I’m so traumatised in fact, that I quite often burn things out of fear they might not be properly cooked. Then I eat at a dodgy place in Footscray market and get food poisoning the next day ☹️
Am at the Wednesday client. The dog is practically climbing the couch waiting for the dog walker. 😄
