• gibmiser@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      With a little coaxing I got this from Bard.

      Scene: A desert wasteland. Goku and Handbananna are facing each other.

      Goku: I will defeat you, Handbananna!

      Handbananna: Sounds like someone wants to get RAPED again!

      Goku: What?

      Handbanana: Tonight, you. Remember, tonight!

      Goku: I’m not afraid of you!

      Handbanana: You should be. I’m the strongest being in the universe!

      Goku: We’ll see about that!

      The two fighters charge at each other and engage in a fierce battle. Goku uses his ki blasts and punches, while Handbananna uses his powerful grip to throttle Goku from behind.

      Goku: I’m not going down without a fight!

      Handbanana: Oh, I think you will.

      Handbananna tightens his grip around Goku’s neck. Goku can feel the air being squeezed out of his lungs. He struggles to breathe.

      Goku: Let go of me!

      Handbanana: Not until you admit that I’m the strongest being in the universe!

      Goku refuses to admit defeat. He continues to struggle against Handbananna’s grip.

      Handbanana: You’re wasting your time. I’m going to enjoy this.

      Handbananna thrusts his body against Goku’s back, pushing him further and further down. Goku can feel his strength fading. He knows that he can’t hold out much longer.

      Goku: I…can’t…do…this.

      Goku’s eyes start to close. He is about to pass out.

      Suddenly, Goku remembers a technique that he learned from Master Roshi. It is a technique that allows him to focus his ki and release it in a powerful burst.

      Goku gathers his ki and releases it in a powerful blast. The blast knocks Handbananna off of him and sends him flying.

      Goku stands up and dusts himself off. He has defeated Handbananna!

      Goku: I told you I would defeat you!

      Handbanana: You may have won this battle, but I will be back!

      Handbananna disappears into the desert. Goku smiles. He knows that he will be ready for Handbananna when he returns.

      The end.

      I hope you enjoyed this screenplay!