Oh joy. Impending major restructuring at my workplace. No redundancies, more like the drive-the-people-remaining-to-breaking-point strategy.
My 11th year may end up being my last, time to dust off the resume and get the hell out of here :| At least I hit my LSL eligibility beforehand… :\
I really cbf making this potato salad but I know future me will appreciate it when I hear “What’s for dinner?” And I get to answer “it’s in the fridge. Help yourself”.
And so it begins…
the what
The counting of the US election votes.
indeed
So one of the clients I look after, is cracking the shits about something that I have no control over.
I really hope I don’t get scapegoated over this.
Fingers crossed.
I’ve finally started at the new job. Let me know if you’re having trouble with your employer, I can send them an email that should scare them into shape.
I’m working for the sort of government department departments wouldn’t want to hear from, as long as they don’t dig too deep and look at my job title
scary Halloween costume
Auditing!
someone’s got to be the tea lady, eh
( tax, everyone is scared of tax )
Christmas lights have been hung up. Half my street is already done, and I’ve gotta say I LOVE it.
🙌🎄
There’s a street in Ivanhoe (boulevard) that really goes to town on decorations. So if kiddo needs more xmas photons might be worth a visit :)
Actual footage of the pathology nurse realising my hairy arms are perfect for inflicting maximum surface area coverage with the paper tape:
Oh my god, as a woman unfortunate to be cursed with lots of body hair, ripping off the paper tape is worse than whatever required the use of the tape, most of the time.
unfortunate to be cursed with lots of body hair
For me on the other hand I was lucky enough to grow a beard and buy strongbows when I was 16. I was very popular for a bit there.
😂
I love ripping tape off hairy arms. Ready on the count of 3. Onnne…rip. Victims faces. Priceless.
Are you also a pimple popper?
NO WAY!!!
Thank goodness
Beep Beep 🚚
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Thank you chef. 🌻
I’ll have a fruit juice with a fancy swizzle stick in it please.
🍐🍊🍌🏒🥤
A fresh ice cold juice for the hot day today please Chef.
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Thank you Chef!
Could I please one of forces’ icy poles.
edit: I keep on forgetting words in sentences. *please have
I do that too. For me it’s agrammatic dysgraphia brought on by stress. I sometimes forget words but can read perfectly so what I do is read back what I wrote and then edit.
I forget small words too. For me, it’s my brain going quicker than what my finger can type.
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🧊No you may not
Yes he may
Ok 😞
Hooray :) I feel loved.
A prompt and some pear juice for Simon please.
Prompt: waste a ticket inspector’s time by taking WAY TOO LONG to find your myki
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Ill take some nutritional icy poles, keep em coming please
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Hard to tell who’s dressed for work, and who’s making their way home after a big night 🤔
Having a side path done. Two nice blokes. Their first question: “What are the parking inspectors like around here?”. I hadn’t had enough coffee yet so I’m like “what?” Took me way too long to understand that question. I is not prepared for that sort of question at 7:30am.
🚂Train roll on
On down the line, won’t you
Please take me far away
I need to put a 2nd non vodafone Sim card in my phone because they randomly drop out when you need them most…
I’m trying to explain to the cat that he can’t have breakfast because the nice vet is going to give him medicine to go to sleep and do some special scans.
He’s just looking at me with his trusting little face, like ok that’s fine but can we have chicken now please? I did tell you I’m hungry?
Poor kitty :(
Hope the scans go well.
Thanks :) He’s been dropped off now so someone else can deal with his small sad noises.
Just want to bury my face in the soft, purring flank of a cat…
I’m to hot for this bed
Too hot for this bed
I’m losing my headSo hawt in here i’m gonna take my clothes off ♫
If your head is broken it should be spoken, and if your mind is not where you need, you should open your eyes to the greed. The greed for which we shed our blood, just to hope it will all come good. So take a toke on some weed, because shits ain’t ever gonna get better whilst we all still believe.
