• Skyrkazm@lemmy.world
    3·
    1 year ago

    Be me

    Become skeleton for immortality

    Replace bones with fossils

    Commit acts of heroism and call myself the “Living Fossil”

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
      2·
      1 year ago

      I assume “replace bones with fossils” is short for

      let myself get buried by mud

      bones get permineralized over millions of years

      get dug up by archeologists